Terms of service
Welcome to Salty Little Things, where bikinis are tiny and vibes are high.
By shopping with us, scrolling through our site, or just admiring the salty goodness, you’re agreeing to play by our rules. Here’s the fine print—served with a splash of sass.
1. Bikini Business Only
This site is here to help you find the kini of your dreams, not for anything shady. No copying, hacking, or pretending to be us (flattery won’t get you out of legal trouble).
2. Age Matters (Kinda)
You need to be at least 13 to use our site. If you’re under 18, ask your cool mom or dad before ordering a thong. We’re not here to start drama.
3. No Return, No Regret
Due to hygiene (and, like, common sense), all sales are final. So read the size chart, ask questions, and trust your gut—it’s always bikini season somewhere.
4. Hot Content, Hands Off
All content on our site—photos, designs, logos, and spicy product names—is ours. Don’t steal it. Seriously. We’ll be salty.
5. We Can Change Things (Because Fashion Moves Fast)
We might update our site, products, policies, or these terms without notice. Think of it like a surprise drop—except legal.
6. Don’t Be Rude
We reserve the right to cancel orders or block users acting out of line. If you’re mean, spammy, or trying to scam us, we’ll shut it down faster than a beach bar in off-season.
7. Errors Happen
Sometimes there might be a typo, wrong price, or glitch in the matrix. We reserve the right to fix things and cancel any accidental orders. We’re only human (very stylish humans).
8. You Break It, You Buy It (Sorta)
Use our products responsibly. We’re not liable for any beachside drama, sunburns, or missed flirtations. Wear sunscreen. Hydrate. Flirt responsibly.
9. Got Questions?
We love a good chat. Email us at hello@saltylittlethings.com for any questions about your order, our site, or just to say hi.
Thanks for shopping with Salty Little Things. You’re officially part of the salty squad.
With sass & SPF,
The Salty Little Things Team